The Terminator intimidates all but the most heroic Sarah Connor emulating warriors. Guess what my genre loving gems? He also shops. Just like everybody else does? Yup! Surprised? It’s an easy mistake.Read More…
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12Jul/19
Life Alert Launches Lonely Alert For Lonely People
Life Alert wants you to be less lonely. The protective kings of protecting people in their homes from medical issues or intruders now seeks to keep people company. Lonely? Know someone whoRead More…
11Jul/19
Star Trek: Picard Spin-Off Show Already In Production
Star Trek: Picard hasn’t even been released, yet a spin-off has been officially greenlit. CBS All Access, once again rushing to the sci-fi well which icon Gene Roddenberry created, has given usRead More…
10Jul/19
Star Trek: Picard Now Called Star Trek: Pit Bull
Star Trek: Picard evolves before our sparkling eyes. Yes, that’s right. Get ready for enormous change. It’s yet another trek show name game. The newest Trek trek to be crafted for CBSRead More…
03Jul/19
Independence Day Aliens Wish Us A Happy Fourth Of July
Independence Day without thinking about rampaging aliens is kinda hard to contemplate these days. Ever since we were visited by those happy go lucky bastards from another solar system, our Fourth ofRead More…
01Jul/19
CBS All Access Launches ‘Shark Trek’ Sci-Fi Show
CBS All Access wants us all to swim with the fishes. Specifically, they want Star Trek fans to unite with shark fans into one big, bloody clump. Shark Trek splashes forth. ARead More…
30Jun/19
Star Trek: Discovery Adds Channel To Show Title
Star Trek: Discovery Channel? Huh? Say what, Sir Starfleet? Yup, pup. You’re not traveling within a spooky mirror dimension. You’ve read it more than correctly, my sci-fi loving fanatic fan. The newestRead More…
21Jun/19
‘Moon Poop’ NASA Shit Show Flushes To Netflix
NASA launches a real shit show. Wait, a breezy bathroom break! Why would America’s premier space explorers brag about pooping? Simple. When a show you’re producing is about producing astronaut poop, theRead More…
11Jun/19
Tony Awards To Be Renamed The Stony Awards
Tony Awards are once again a delightful memory. You rooted hard for your favorite play, actor and playwright to win. Your favorite musical got shut out. Beetlejuice just couldn’t bring the supernaturalRead More…
07Jun/19
Captain Marvel VS Capn Crunch – May The Best Capn Win
Captain Marvel flies oh so insanely high. Marvel wows us as the new high flying, super powered name from Marvel Studios. She’s got the flashy powers and the big balls to theRead More…
07Jun/19
Geordi La Forge & Harry Kim Launch Starfleet Dating App
Geordi La Forge and Harry Kim team up for the good of singles everywhere. These two crackerjack Starship veterans urge you to take the dating plunge. They encourage all of us toRead More…
04Jun/19
Eat Pray Love Sequel Eat Fart Poop Coming
Eat, Pray, Love is the bouncy book we all love to love. It’s also sorely in need of a spirited, kindred kind of sequel volume. Given up on finding the right book?Read More…
31May/19
‘Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker’ Changes to ‘Cries Of Skywalker’
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, the 9th primary cinematic installment of the George Lucas created Skywalker saga, was with us for an exceptionally brief time. Can a fictional rise give wayRead More…
29May/19
Star Trek: Picard Booze – CBS All Access Launches Wine Line
Star Trek: Picard warps to a galaxy near you soon. The return of The Next Generation’s Jean-Luc Picard beams onto CBS All Access. Let’s see what’s out there… Engage! For Trekkers, TrekkiesRead More…
27May/19
Captain Picard is wrong, The Borg Queen Wasn’t Unique
Captain Picard wasn’t paying close attention during his ordeal fighting the Borg. In the 1996 feature film, Star Trek: First Contact, he called the Borg Queen unique. Picard said this to Data,Read More…
17May/19
‘Fat Thor’ Streaming Sitcom Headed To Netflix
Thor got fat. Widen your door for chubby Thor, cause he waddles as a certified fatty fatty two by four. Got that fat fact? Our fabled champion of Midgard crushes the heavenlyRead More…
13May/19
‘Game of Thrones’ spins-off ‘Game of Phones’
Game of Thrones ending GOT ya down? For many diehard fans, the HBO smash hit is ending its mega existence way too soon. Of course, for more than a few Throne Drones,Read More…
07May/19
The Avengers need to join The Avengers
The Avengers never participate in missions with The Avengers. Whoa there. Hold the smartphone! Confused? You have every reason to be so. Is this an ultra evil plot cooked up by UltronRead More…
06May/19
The Traveler says, ‘Wesley Crusher can be a little Shithead’
The Traveler boasts a reputation like few alien entities in our known galaxy. He’s at once enigmatic and straight forward. He possesses intricately memorable hands. His peculiar fashion sense may be calledRead More…
02May/19
Comic Book Revenge: The Paybacks Are Coming For You
Comic book mayhem satisfies. After they’ve surrendered to pulpy pages, fans experience a cathartic rush like few other pursuits. Call it a love for adventure, the fascination for mind bending sci-fi orRead More…