Stephen King’s Carrie morphs to Barrie? Oh yes cool kiddies. It’s coming soon, my loyal King Krazies. And please, don’t say you’re surprised in the least. Today we revel in the ageRead More…
22Oct/19
18Oct/19
Disney Renames ‘Maleficent’ Movie – Femaleficent
Maleficent appears to be a big fat mistake. The hot new movie, starring Angelina Jolie, proudly named Maleficent: Mistress Of Evil has caught the critical eyes of the socially aware. Can youRead More…
30Sep/19
Ninjas Renamed ‘Crinjas’ – Cringe At Their Appearance
Cringe at the mere mention of Ninja? You’re definitely not alone. And Ninjas themselves, being infinitely proactive types, have decided to take action and comply with today’s collective consciousness. From now on,Read More…
11Sep/19
Sony Changes Corporate Name To Spidey
Spidey lives on – and let’s wish Sony a sweet goodbye! That’s right true believers, the Japanese high tech company which gave us the Walkman, Blu-Ray Discs and the Playstation video gameRead More…
21Aug/19
Bigfoot & Sasquatch Open Theme Park ‘Squatch Land’
Bigfoot and Sasquatch join in furry force. The Foot and The Squatch band together to meld and merge their iconic images to open up a family theme park. Move over, Disneyland. HouseRead More…
06Aug/19
Adam Feuerberg Interview: Comic, TV Producer and Star Trek Fan
Adam Feuerberg loves Star Trek. Much like Spock’s pointed Vulcan ears or Data’s positronic A.I. brain, it’s simply a fact of a fandom life. The stand-up comic and TV producer – WayneRead More…
02Aug/19
My Jedi Lightsaber Sucks
Lightsaber owners remain a unique bunch. Yes, we know the great number of them contribute to society as honored Jedi Knights. These noble men and women train for years wielding the deady,Read More…
25Jul/19
Futile Resistance: How The Borg Assimilated Star Trek
Borg, ya keeping score? Newsflash: You won big time. There’s no more denying it. Let’s be honest, it’s not even a reasonable argument anymore. No matter how much the Federation – orRead More…
23Jul/19
Chris Pine to play Wonder Woman in DC Spin-off
Chris Pine follows Natalie Portman’s lead. Marvel recently announced the actress will become the God of Thunder. So, comic book fans, if Portman can become Thor, why can’t Pine throw the magicRead More…
19Jul/19
Picard Changes Name To Star Trek: Cap
Picard plays a tame name game. He changes the name of his long awaited show once again. We’ve already had Star Trek: Picard, then as the show went to the dogs, itRead More…
16Jul/19
JJ Abrams Clones Himself To Make More Movies and TV
JJ Abrams helming a new episode of, Attack Of The Clones? Michael Keaton helps him reboot, Multiplicity? Whatcha talkin bout, sci-fi geek Willis!? Maybe… Apparently. The Disney Star Wars director and producerRead More…
15Jul/19
Shopping With ‘The Terminator’ Goes Into Production
The Terminator intimidates all but the most heroic Sarah Connor emulating warriors. Guess what my genre loving gems? He also shops. Just like everybody else does? Yup! Surprised? It’s an easy mistake.Read More…
12Jul/19
Life Alert Launches Lonely Alert For Lonely People
Life Alert wants you to be less lonely. The protective kings of protecting people in their homes from medical issues or intruders now seeks to keep people company. Lonely? Know someone whoRead More…
11Jul/19
Star Trek: Picard Spin-Off Show Already In Production
Star Trek: Picard hasn’t even been released, yet a spin-off has been officially greenlit. CBS All Access, once again rushing to the sci-fi well which icon Gene Roddenberry created, has given usRead More…
10Jul/19
Star Trek: Picard Now Called Star Trek: Pit Bull
Star Trek: Picard evolves before our sparkling eyes. Yes, that’s right. Get ready for enormous change. It’s yet another trek show name game. The newest Trek trek to be crafted for CBSRead More…
03Jul/19
Independence Day Aliens Wish Us A Happy Fourth Of July
Independence Day without thinking about rampaging aliens is kinda hard to contemplate these days. Ever since we were visited by those happy go lucky bastards from another solar system, our Fourth ofRead More…
01Jul/19
CBS All Access Launches ‘Shark Trek’ Sci-Fi Show
CBS All Access wants us all to swim with the fishes. Specifically, they want Star Trek fans to unite with shark fans into one big, bloody clump. Shark Trek splashes forth. ARead More…
30Jun/19
Star Trek: Discovery Adds Channel To Show Title
Star Trek: Discovery Channel? Huh? Say what, Sir Starfleet? Yup, pup. You’re not traveling within a spooky mirror dimension. You’ve read it more than correctly, my sci-fi loving fanatic fan. The newestRead More…
21Jun/19
‘Moon Poop’ NASA Shit Show Flushes To Netflix
NASA launches a real shit show. Wait, a breezy bathroom break! Why would America’s premier space explorers brag about pooping? Simple. When a show you’re producing is about producing astronaut poop, theRead More…
11Jun/19
Tony Awards To Be Renamed The Stony Awards
Tony Awards are once again a delightful memory. You rooted hard for your favorite play, actor and playwright to win. Your favorite musical got shut out. Beetlejuice just couldn’t bring the supernaturalRead More…