Tag Archives: Star Trek

13Apr/19

Starfleet Adopts, ‘Shut Up Wesley!’ as Official Disciplinary Slogan

Starfleet wants you to Shut Up, Wesley!  Don’t worry, it’s nothing messy.  The United Federation of Planets exploratory force won’t ask you to forcibly shut Wesley Crusher’s mouth – though some agreeRead More…

22Feb/19
Vulcan Jedi

Lightsaber Training Academy Welcomes Mister Spock

Lightsaber logic?  Mister Spock, report to your Bridge station.  Commander, are you being entirely logical?  Through United Federation of Planets grapevine, we hear you’ve abandoned traditional combat training.  Jedi Knight lightsaber instruction? Read More…