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Vulcan Jedi

Lightsaber Training Academy Welcomes Mister Spock

Lightsaber logic?  Mister Spock, report to your Bridge station.  Commander, are you being entirely logical?  Through United Federation of Planets grapevine, we hear you’ve abandoned traditional combat training.  Jedi Knight lightsaber instruction? Read More…


Dr. Beverly Crusher says, ‘EMH Holograms Suck Ass’

Dr. Beverly Crusher acts as Chief Medical Officer aboard Starship USS Enterprise 1701-E, serving admirably under Captain Jean-Luc Picard.  Crusher efficiently avails herself of modern medical technology.  Indeed, the capable physician isRead More…