Tag Archives: Next Generation

13Apr/19

Starfleet Adopts, ‘Shut Up Wesley!’ as Official Disciplinary Slogan

Starfleet wants you to Shut Up, Wesley!  Don’t worry, it’s nothing messy.  The United Federation of Planets exploratory force won’t ask you to forcibly shut Wesley Crusher’s mouth – though some agreeRead More…

23Jan/19
EMH SUCK

Dr. Beverly Crusher says, ‘EMH Holograms Suck Ass’

Dr. Beverly Crusher acts as Chief Medical Officer aboard Starship USS Enterprise 1701-E, serving admirably under Captain Jean-Luc Picard.  Crusher efficiently avails herself of modern medical technology.  Indeed, the capable physician isRead More…