Tag Archives: Next Generation

01Feb/19

Five Reasons I Wrote For ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation’

02/01/2019Next Generation, Sci-Fi, Star TrekCaptain Picard, Enterprise D, Gene Roddenberry, NCC-1701-D, Next Generation, Patrick Stewart, Star Trek, Will StapeWill Stape

Let’s see what’s out there…  Captain Jean-Luc Picard of Starfleet I wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation.  During the legendary show’s 6th season, I submitted a freelance spec script to theRead More…

25Jan/19

Klingon Females say, ‘Human women are Butt Ugly’

01/25/2019Comedy, Parody, Satire, Star TrekDeep Space Nine, Klingon, Laugh Trek, Next Generation, parody, Star TrekWill Stape

Klingon females dazzle the cosmos as cornerstone of Klingon culture.  The alien gals are at ease piloting starships, researching scientific challenges or charging into battle with a Bat’leth alongside male counterparts.  TheyRead More…

23Jan/19

Dr. Beverly Crusher says, ‘EMH Holograms Suck Ass’

01/23/2019Comedy, Next Generation, Parody, Satire, Sci-Fi, Star TrekCaptain Picard, Dr. Crusher, EMH, Holograms, Next Generation, parody, satire, Star Trek, VoyagerWill Stape

Dr. Beverly Crusher acts as Chief Medical Officer aboard Starship USS Enterprise 1701-E, serving admirably under Captain Jean-Luc Picard.  Crusher efficiently avails herself of modern medical technology.  Indeed, the capable physician isRead More…

18Jan/19

Counselor Troi says, ‘My Farts Smell Like Perfume’

01/18/2019Comedy, Parody, Satire, Sci-Fi, Star TrekBetazoid, Captain Picard, Counselor Troi, Enterprise, Next Generation, parody, Star TrekWill Stape

Counselor Troi embarks on a vital social, hygienic and educational mission.  She wants you to know something important about her race. Betazoids have and they do emit gas, the same as virtuallyRead More…

18Jan/19

Tricorder Ventriloquist Show With Starfleet Android Data

01/18/2019Comedy, Parody, Satire, Sci-Fi, Star Trekandroid, Brent Spiner, Captain Picard, Data, Gene Roddenberry, Next Generation, parody, tricorderWill Stape

Tricorder, do you hear our vibrant laughter?  Better yet – with such advanced sensory capability – simply determine our rapid heart rate and the frantic neurological activity brought on by your uniquelyRead More…

16Jan/19

Starfleet Spot Speaks, Cat Says, ‘Data is boring’

01/16/2019Comedy, Parody, Star Trekandroid, Data, Next Generation, parody, Spot, Star Trek, Starfleet, Will StapeWill Stape

Starfleet Android Data owns a cat named Spot.  This USS Starship Enterprise kitty has more than a few things on its mind.  Spot is finally speaking out.  Spot wants everyone to knowRead More…

15Jan/19

Ronny Cox May Reprise TNG’s Captain ‘Shithead’ Jellico

01/15/2019Parody, Star TrekChain Of Command, Jellico, Next Generation, parody, Picard, satire, Star Trek, TNGWill Stape

Actor Ronny Cox may bring a real shithead back to life.  Star Trek: The Next Generation has many fascinating guest and recurring characters – the mysterious Guinan, played by Oscar winner WhoopiRead More…

14Mar/18

Starfleet To Crown The Most Annoying A.I. In The Galaxy

03/14/2018Parody, Satire, Sci-Fi, Star TrekA.I., artificial intelligence, Data, Doc, Laugh Trek, Next Generation, parody, satire, Star Trek, VoyagerWill Stape

Who’s the most annoying A.I. in all the known galaxy?  Starfleet wants your input!  The Federation’s exploratory and peace keeping organization is looking for nominations, suggestions and just what artificial intelligence youRead More…

Starfleet Skant Is Way Too Windy For Some Of Us

Starfleet uniforms come in so many styles and colors.  It’s the clothing of the future, right?  Apparently, one of those styles isn’t for everyone.

Skant Ventilation

Windy Skant Guy

27Feb/18

Famke Janssen Is Captain Picard’s ‘Perfect Mate’ – TNG At 30

02/27/2018Star TrekCaptain Picard, Famke Janssen, Laugh Trek, Next Generation, Perfect Mate, StarTrekWill Stape

Captains Kirk and Picard play on the same space ace team, albeit in different eras. The two Starfleet legends have been engaged in a friendly, fan fueled competition ever since Star Trek:Read More…

21Feb/18

The Sexual Fetishes of Lt. Reginald Barclay – Holodeck Sex Is So 24th Century

02/21/2018Next Generation, Star TrekDwight Schultz, Hollow Pursuits, holodeck, Laugh Trek, Lt. Barclay, Next GenerationWill Stape

Star Trek: The Next Generation’s Holodeck – technically first glimpsed in an entry of Trek’s animated series, ‘The Practical Joker’ – dazzles with limitless possibilities.  Instruct a starship’s computer to create anyRead More…

20Feb/18

Data – Starfleet Android Sex Toy: ‘The Naked Now’ – 30 Years Later

02/20/2018Next Generation, Star TrekBrent Spiner, Commander Riker, Data, Enterprise D, Jonathan Frakes, Naked Now, Next Generation, Tasha YarWill Stape

Of all the many quotes from the one and only Enterprise D android Data in Star Trek: The Next Generation, this from The Naked Now is perhaps most memorable of all, “IRead More…

‘Star Trick’ – A Laugh Trek Comic Strip: ‘Drunk Again’

Introducing STAR TRICK – Laugh Trek’s first sci-fi comic strip. 

Star Trick will be poking fun at science fiction and space opera in all its many galactic, fascinating forms and incredible, star spawned incarnations.  We hope you enjoy!

Star Trick – Drunk Again

26Jan/18

Star Trek: The Next Generation’s 1994 Comic Relief Charity Tribute Sketch

01/26/2018Star TrekBilly Crystal, comedy sketch, Comic Relief, HBO, Next Generation, Robin Williams, Whoopi GoldbergWill Stape

Whoopi Goldberg’s casting in Star Trek: The Next Generation, the sci-fi show which dominated American television syndication during the late 1980’s and 1990’s, brought an Oscar winners’ trademark persona to Gene Roddenberry’sRead More…

13Jan/18

Sci-Fi Song – Star Trek’s Pop Music Connection

01/13/2018Sci-Fi, Star TrekAdam Sandler, Information Society, John Tesh, Mick Fleetwood, Next Generation, Pop Music, Pure Energy, Spock, Star TrekWill Stape

Star Trek spawned over fifty years of interplanetary delight for fans of lusty Kirk, cerebral Spock, noble Picard, therapeutic Counselor Troi, intellectual Capt. Janeway and Deep Space Nine’s gelatinous Odo.  Known mostlyRead More…

23Dec/17

Data A Red Nosed Android – Star Trek: The Next Generation

12/23/2017Parody, Sci-Fi, Star Trekandroid, Christmas, Data, Holidays, Next Generation, parody, Red Nosed Reindeer, RudolphWill Stape

Data boasts a real advantage come holiday time.  He must enjoy being the only Enterprise 1701-D crew member who can assume a festive appearance at will.  That is if he chooses toRead More…

21Dec/17

MOT SAYS: CUTTING HAIR ON ENTERPRISE SUCKS

12/21/2017Parody, Sci-Fi, Star Trekbarber, Enterprise, Mot, Next Generation, parody, PicardWill Stape

Mot wished to pen this op-ed about his days as the barber on Captain Picard’s Starship, the Enterprise 1701-D. – Editor’s Note If you don’t know what your hair care professional goesRead More…

16Dec/17

Tech Spotlight: Why Do We Love LCARS So Much?

12/16/2017Sci-Fi, Star TrekLCARS, Mike Okuda, Next Generation, sci-fi, tech, TechnologyWill Stape

Tech Trek.  Technology and Star Trek go together like a Klingon and honor.  Phasers, communicators, tricorders, holodecks and the occasional hypospray are just a few of the high tech toys fans loveRead More…

11Dec/17

Warp Core Power – The Fuel Of The 24th Century

12/11/2017Sci-Fi, Star Trek24th century, engines, Enterprise, faster than light, Next Generation, power, Star Trek, tech, warp coreWill Stape

Warp cores dazzle us and inspire our sense of high tech wonder.  Each time Captain Kirk or Captain Picard orders a warp factor, their ship leaps faster than light, along with ourRead More…

11Dec/17

Star Trek: The Next Generation Parody – ‘Sun Block Required’

12/11/2017Parody, Sci-Fi, Star TrekData, Enterprise D, holodeck, Next Generation, parody, Picard, RikerWill Stape

Star Trek: The Next Generation turned 30 years old in 2017.  Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart) commanded his loyal Starfleet crew as they took up the sizable mantle passed to them byRead More…