Tag Archives: Next Generation

07Jun/19

Geordi La Forge & Harry Kim Launch Starfleet Dating App

06/07/2019Comedy, Parody, Satire, Sci-Fi, Star TrekCaptain Picard, Enterprise, Geordi LaForge, Harry Kim, Laugh Trek, Next Generation, parody, satire, VoyagerWill Stape

Geordi La Forge and Harry Kim team up for the good of singles everywhere.  These two crackerjack Starship veterans urge you to take the dating plunge.  They encourage all of us toRead More…

29May/19

Star Trek: Picard Booze – CBS All Access Launches Wine Line

05/29/2019Comedy, Next Generation, Parody, Satire, Sci-Fi, Star TrekBorg, CBS All Access, Chateau Picard, Laugh Trek, Locutus, Next Generation, parody, Patrick Stewart, Star Trek: PicardWill Stape

Star Trek: Picard warps to a galaxy near you soon.  The return of The Next Generation’s Jean-Luc Picard beams onto CBS All Access.  Let’s see what’s out there… Engage! For Trekkers, TrekkiesRead More…

06May/19

The Traveler says, ‘Wesley Crusher can be a little Shithead’

05/06/2019Comedy, Parody, Satire, Sci-Fi, Star TrekGene Roddenberry, Laugh Trek, Next Generation, parody, satire, Star Trek, The Traveler, Wesley Crusher, Wil WheatonWill Stape

The Traveler boasts a reputation like few alien entities in our known galaxy.  He’s at once enigmatic and straight forward. He possesses intricately memorable hands.  His peculiar fashion sense may be calledRead More…

15Apr/19

Captain Picard Show Will Search For Baldness Cure

04/15/2019Comedy, Parody, Satire, Sci-Fi, Star Trekbald, baldness, Captain Picard, CBS All Access, Enterprise 1701-D, Gene Roddenberry, Next GenerationWill Stape

Captain Picard warps onto CBS All Access streaming platform.  For the past two seasons, Trek fans watched Star Trek: Discovery – a prequel series.  These days, they’re waiting to see what theRead More…

13Apr/19

Starfleet Adopts, ‘Shut Up Wesley!’ as Official Disciplinary Slogan

04/13/2019Comedy, Parody, Satire, Sci-Fi, Star TrekCaptain Picard, Gene Roddenberry, Laugh Trek, Next Generation, Shut Up Wesley, Star Trek, Wesley Crusher, Wil WheatonWill Stape

Starfleet wants you to Shut Up, Wesley!  Don’t worry, it’s nothing messy.  The United Federation of Planets exploratory force won’t ask you to forcibly shut Wesley Crusher’s mouth – though some agreeRead More…

11Apr/19

Star Trek Super Fans Speak: Interview With Todd Baldwin

04/11/2019Sci-Fi, Star TrekDeep Space Nine, Enterprise, Gene Roddenberry, Laugh Trek, Next Generation, Star Trek, Todd Baldwin, VoyagerWill Stape

Star Trek merely a TV show or Hollywood movie franchise?  Perhaps that’s simply what Gene Roddenberry’s entertainment legacy means to you, but to scores of devotees, a notion of living as aRead More…

11Apr/19

Data says, ‘Wesley Crusher is deluded thinking he is smarter than I’

04/11/2019Comedy, Parody, Satire, Sci-Fi, Star TrekBrent Spiner, Captain Picard, Data, Laugh Trek, Next Generation, Star Trek, TNG, Wesley Crusher, Wil WheatonWill Stape

Can a sentient Starfleet android even up the feuding score?  For Commander Data, Science Officer aboard Enterprise 1701-D, it appears a reckoning is in order.  Recently, Wesley Crusher, Acting Ensign on theRead More…

05Apr/19

Star Trek Laughter – Funniest Next Generation Characters

04/05/2019Hollywood, Next Generation, Sci-Fi, Star TrekData, Gene Roddenberry, Laugh Trek, laughter, Next Generation, Picard, Riker, Star Trek, WorfWill Stape

Star Trek: The Next Generation gives off the funky funny like a brilliant nova.  Science Fiction romps may be traditionally chock full of space battles, laser gun shoot outs or time trippingRead More…

04Apr/19

Wesley Crusher claims, ‘I’m way smarter than Data.’

04/04/2019Comedy, Next Generation, Parody, Sci-Fi, Star Trekandroid, Data, Gene Roddenberry, Laugh Trek, Next Generation, parody, satire, Star Trek, Wesley CrusherWill Stape

Wesley Crusher may only serve as Acting Ensign Crusher aboard Captain Jean-Luc Picard’s Galaxy class starship, but he’s not discouraged.  How many Federation kids can brag to friends their Mom being stationedRead More…

01Feb/19

Five Reasons I Wrote For ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation’

02/01/2019Next Generation, Sci-Fi, Star TrekCaptain Picard, Enterprise D, Gene Roddenberry, NCC-1701-D, Next Generation, Patrick Stewart, Star Trek, Will StapeWill Stape

Let’s see what’s out there…  Captain Jean-Luc Picard of Starfleet I wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation.  During the legendary show’s 6th season, I submitted a freelance spec script to theRead More…

25Jan/19

Klingon Females say, ‘Human women are Butt Ugly’

01/25/2019Comedy, Parody, Satire, Star TrekDeep Space Nine, Klingon, Laugh Trek, Next Generation, parody, Star TrekWill Stape

Klingon females dazzle the cosmos as cornerstone of Klingon culture.  The alien gals are at ease piloting starships, researching scientific challenges or charging into battle with a Bat’leth alongside male counterparts.  TheyRead More…

23Jan/19

Dr. Beverly Crusher says, ‘EMH Holograms Suck Ass’

01/23/2019Comedy, Next Generation, Parody, Satire, Sci-Fi, Star TrekCaptain Picard, Dr. Crusher, EMH, Holograms, Next Generation, parody, satire, Star Trek, VoyagerWill Stape

Dr. Beverly Crusher acts as Chief Medical Officer aboard Starship USS Enterprise 1701-E, serving admirably under Captain Jean-Luc Picard.  Crusher efficiently avails herself of modern medical technology.  Indeed, the capable physician isRead More…

18Jan/19

Counselor Troi says, ‘My Farts Smell Like Perfume’

01/18/2019Comedy, Parody, Satire, Sci-Fi, Star TrekBetazoid, Captain Picard, Counselor Troi, Enterprise, Next Generation, parody, Star TrekWill Stape

Counselor Troi embarks on a vital social, hygienic and educational mission.  She wants you to know something important about her race. Betazoids have and they do emit gas, the same as virtuallyRead More…

18Jan/19

Tricorder Ventriloquist Show With Starfleet Android Data

01/18/2019Comedy, Parody, Satire, Sci-Fi, Star Trekandroid, Brent Spiner, Captain Picard, Data, Gene Roddenberry, Next Generation, parody, tricorderWill Stape

Tricorder, do you hear our vibrant laughter?  Better yet – with such advanced sensory capability – simply determine our rapid heart rate and the frantic neurological activity brought on by your uniquelyRead More…

16Jan/19

Starfleet Spot Speaks, Cat Says, ‘Data is boring’

01/16/2019Comedy, Parody, Star Trekandroid, Data, Next Generation, parody, Spot, Star Trek, Starfleet, Will StapeWill Stape

Starfleet Android Data owns a cat named Spot.  This USS Starship Enterprise kitty has more than a few things on its mind.  Spot is finally speaking out.  Spot wants everyone to knowRead More…

15Jan/19

Ronny Cox May Reprise TNG’s Captain ‘Shithead’ Jellico

01/15/2019Parody, Star TrekChain Of Command, Jellico, Next Generation, parody, Picard, satire, Star Trek, TNGWill Stape

Actor Ronny Cox may bring a real shithead back to life.  Star Trek: The Next Generation has many fascinating guest and recurring characters – the mysterious Guinan, played by Oscar winner WhoopiRead More…

14Mar/18

Starfleet To Crown The Most Annoying A.I. In The Galaxy

03/14/2018Parody, Satire, Sci-Fi, Star TrekA.I., artificial intelligence, Data, Doc, Laugh Trek, Next Generation, parody, satire, Star Trek, VoyagerWill Stape

Who’s the most annoying A.I. in all the known galaxy?  Starfleet wants your input!  The Federation’s exploratory and peace keeping organization is looking for nominations, suggestions and just what artificial intelligence youRead More…

Starfleet Skant Is Way Too Windy For Some Of Us

Starfleet uniforms come in so many styles and colors.  It’s the clothing of the future, right?  Apparently, one of those styles isn’t for everyone.

Skant Ventilation

Windy Skant Guy

27Feb/18

Famke Janssen Is Captain Picard’s ‘Perfect Mate’ – TNG At 30

02/27/2018Star TrekCaptain Picard, Famke Janssen, Laugh Trek, Next Generation, Perfect Mate, StarTrekWill Stape

Captains Kirk and Picard play on the same space ace team, albeit in different eras. The two Starfleet legends have been engaged in a friendly, fan fueled competition ever since Star Trek:Read More…

21Feb/18

The Sexual Fetishes of Lt. Reginald Barclay – Holodeck Sex Is So 24th Century

02/21/2018Next Generation, Star TrekDwight Schultz, Hollow Pursuits, holodeck, Laugh Trek, Lt. Barclay, Next GenerationWill Stape

Star Trek: The Next Generation’s Holodeck – technically first glimpsed in an entry of Trek’s animated series, ‘The Practical Joker’ – dazzles with limitless possibilities.  Instruct a starship’s computer to create anyRead More…