Laugh Trek Bites
19Apr/18
Is ‘The Last Jedi’ The ‘RoboCop 3’ of Star Wars?
Dead or alive, you’re coming with me! It’s sci-fi law officer RoboCop’s most iconic catchphrase, and fitting description of where Star Wars fandom presently finds itself. The latest franchise entry, The Last Jedi,Read More…
17Apr/18
‘In Search Of’ Launches ‘The Search For In Search Of’ On History
In Search Of is going on a search for a search. The classic 1970’s show, hosted by the masterful Leonard Nimoy, will be remade by cable’s History – this time around hostedRead More…
17Apr/18
Star Wars Concocts New Wacky Character Names – Poochie The Mutt & Dumm Assa
Star Wars is hard at work playing the funny name game once more. The fabled sci-fi franchise crafted by George Lucas never fails to delight loyal fans with colorful characters, and someRead More…
16Apr/18
RoboCop To Marry Borg Queen – Resistance To Love Is Futile
RoboCop officially detains his latest suspect. Most surprisingly of all, she’s an authentic royal. Wedding bells ring out for Detroit’s most famous police officer and the galaxy’s most notorious cybernetic monarch. HaveRead More…
12Apr/18
‘Borg Vs McEnroe’ – The Epic Sci-Fi Battle Finally Explodes
Resistance Is Futile – famously say those ever lovin cybernetic rascals, The Borg. Get ready, cosmic sports fans. Now, those cybernetic baddies have focused their laser eye assimilation sights on tennis. RacketRead More…
10Apr/18
Rebel Scum Say ‘Sith Eye For The Jedi Guy’ Is Hilarious
Sith happens. It’s basically what official reps for the Rebel Scum said when asked about the Empire’s new TV reality show. Sith Eye For The Jedi Guy promises viewers high stakes andRead More…
29Mar/18
Farscape Spin-Off: Boozy ‘Barscape’ Staggers To Drunken Life
Farscape fans, rejoice. The epic time has now arrived. Tired of space operas where everyone is clean, neat and sober? Boring, right? Your long, fabled sci-fi fest is going to finally getRead More…
28Mar/18
Snoke To Launch ‘Supreme Leader Snoke’s Drag Race’
Snoke is an undisputed Master of The Dark Side of The Force. Now, he’s become a fabulous Master of Drag. This imposing figure who guides The First Order over command of theRead More…
27Mar/18
Rebel Scum To Sell ‘Resistance Rings’ To Raise Money For Rebellion
Rebel Scum need to stash cash and loads of it. A rebellion against a super powered evil empire doesn’t exactly come cheap. To help fund their wild and wacky little resistance fighting,Read More…
22Mar/18
Batman Reveals Buff Physique After Extreme ‘Dark Knight’ Diet
Holy XXXL caped crusader, Batman! You don’t want to be known as The Fatman Of Gotham City. And now, after your extreme diet success, you can justly be called Built-Man. Thanks toRead More…
21Mar/18
Spock Reveals The Transporter Secrets Of USS Enterprise 1701
Spock is coming clean. Confession is good for the Vulcan Katra. He’s finally dishing out the intimate secrets of serving aboard the fabled Starship USS Enterprise 1701 – under Captain James T.Read More…
15Mar/18
C3PO Finally Gets A Real Pair Of Eyes
C3PO, Jeepers, Creepers, look at those peepers – where’d ya get those eyes? It’s what everyone is asking the golden boy droid ever since his eyes have literally opened up. The legendaryRead More…
14Mar/18
Starfleet To Crown The Most Annoying A.I. In The Galaxy
Who’s the most annoying A.I. in all the known galaxy? Starfleet wants your input! The Federation’s exploratory and peace keeping organization is looking for nominations, suggestions and just what artificial intelligence youRead More…
12Mar/18
Scotty and Uhura Have Something To Say About Red Shirts Always Dying
Red Shirts always dying? Say it isn’t so! Scotty and Uhura have something to say about it. The two Starfleet officers assigned to Captain James T. Kirk’s Starship Enterprise sat down withRead More…
08Mar/18
Buck Rogers Is So Sexy Women Want To Kill Him
Buck Rogers, you’re too sexy to live. Evidently this has been the deafening siren call and mission for scores of women who simply think Buck is far too sexy to stay alive. Read More…
07Mar/18
Starfleet Unveils A New Weapons Line – Retro Sidearms
Starfleet wants their legendary forces well armed and ready for battle. To facilitate properly arming their Starship crews and ground forces, the venerable para-military organization is going back to basics. Want toRead More…
06Mar/18
Holy Yo Momma Jokes, Batman! Robin The Boy Wonder Stand-Up Comic
Robin, the Boy Wonder has turned Boy Stand-Up Comic. Holy last comic standing, Batman! Buy your tickets early, true believers. Robin is going on the road as a comedy club comedian. RobinRead More…
05Mar/18
Starfleet Stacy Says ‘No Scotch, No Botch’ On Her Date With Scotty
Starfleet Stacy wants Scotty to know that excessive drinking on their date won’t be welcome. The two are scheduled for their first rendezvous, and the Starfleet talk show host isn’t having anyRead More…
05Mar/18
Captain Janeway Java – Delta Quadrant Coffee Is Here
Janeway Java is soon coming to a replicator near you. No, this isn’t a computer tech course, nor a holographic battle simulation taught by the legendary Starfleet Captain Kathryn Janeway. This isRead More…