Lt. Jadzia Dax, veteran Starfleet officer assigned to Deep Space Nine, veritably proudly crows about her enviable personal hygiene. Truth is, she’s practically taunting in her playful boast on the subject. AnybodyRead More…
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Vulcan elders can be a predictable, logical lot. They consistently engage in a steady practice of unassailable logic. As one of the oldest and most respected member races of the United FederationRead More…
Bill Maher, are you listening? Black Panther calls to you. Black Panther thrills as a landmark cinematic event. Film critics and hardcore superhero fans equally adore this blockbuster comic book film. It’sRead More…
Leeta, full disclosure here – we need to come clean. We didn’t think it was possible, but somehow, you’ve gone and impressed us even more. You’ve always been a Dabo girl withRead More…
Darth Maul challenges our notions of abstract, artistic perceptions. He implores you to expand your mind. What’s the deal? Think Ink. The notorious Sith bad boy changes up his nasty image byRead More…
Data, the Noonian Soong android assigned to Capt. Jean-Luc Picard’s Enterprise, rocked our galaxy today. The always unpredictable artificial intelligent life form threw us all for a space time loop. Without warning,Read More…
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Sulu, the human adventure could just be beginning for you, and for all Trekkers. And we ain’t in no way a foolin you. Many of us think you definitely need to haveRead More…
Emperor Palpatine dashes about so quickly, his rapid movements can barely be followed. He moves around his battle bridge like a cloaked cat. Naturally, he has no choice but to move quickly.Read More…
Captain Kirk, you’ve definitely boldly gone. William Shatner playing Enterprise’s first regular series commander casts a big, space ace shadow, indeed. He justly boasts on all elements in his warp traveled galaxy.Read More…
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Bill Maher lives the life of an exceedingly stubborn man. Despite an avalanche of backlash after his brutal dissing of Stan Lee and comic book fans, Maher’s not backing down. He’s decidedRead More…
Bill Maher, HBO talk show host of Real Time, is a self professed hater. Yes, we know how much he hates Donald Trump, but that’s been a predictable burden of his forRead More…
Doctor Who blazes an epic trail as legendary explorer. The literal boundaries and normal outer limits of accepted reality bend and submit to his practiced cosmic manipulation. Our famed Time Lord exploresRead More…
Dr. Beverly Crusher acts as Chief Medical Officer aboard Starship USS Enterprise 1701-E, serving admirably under Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Crusher efficiently avails herself of modern medical technology. Indeed, the capable physician isRead More…
Space Ghost moans out loudly. He desperately seeks to set the public, paranormal record straight. Above all, he’s tired of chasing ghosts – namely people thinking he is one and doggedly pursuingRead More…
Counselor Troi embarks on a vital social, hygienic and educational mission. She wants you to know something important about her race. Betazoids have and they do emit gas, the same as virtuallyRead More…
Dominion citizens, prepare for a genuine societal surprise. You’re in for a real name change. Your sacred, idolized leaders decree your society shall be referred to by something brand new. Long heldRead More…
Tricorder, do you hear our vibrant laughter? Better yet – with such advanced sensory capability – simply determine our rapid heart rate and the frantic neurological activity brought on by your uniquelyRead More…