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Spock Tech Panic Button Now Available
Spock is a supremely logical Vulcan. If he founded a pop vocal band, they’d be the Logical Supremes. He’s always telling folks about the calm he strictly maintains. He’d definitely be theRead More...
The Big Gang Bang Theory Is Coming
The Big Bang Theory may be leaving the original broadcast airwaves soon, but don’t panic. You’ve got Young Sheldon to savor. And another show may replace your nerd addiction. Been awhile sinceRead More...
‘Thank You For Not Smutting’ Campaign Goes National
Good news for the anti-smut among us. The Thank You For Not Smutting campaign gains traction. Just when you thought it was safe to spread your particular kind of smut, a fewRead More...
S.T.A.R. Labs Renames Kryptonite to Cryptonite
Kryptonite perfectly progressing? Maybe, maybe not. The brand, marketable name certainly changes. Superman’s dread element transforms before our wondering eyes. Those in charge of such sci-fi specifics tell us that the potentRead More...
As Captain Marvel Soars, Marvel Girl says, ‘Don’t Forget Me!’
Captain Marvel marvels as one comic book superhero decidedly on the grow. The woman with great power seems everywhere these days. Her movie is a blockbuster and both fans and naysayers keepRead More...
Goop to Poop, Gwyneth Paltrow Changes Company Name
Goop or Poop? This poses as the vital marketing question posed by Gwyneth Paltrow. The classy Oscar winning actress – though she says she was merely masquerading as one – now lifestyleRead More...
R2D2 says, ‘C3PO Is An Enormous Golden Prick’
R2D2 beeps out loudly at the entire galaxy. Like a rolling beeper drowning his chirping circuits in super charged Red Bull lube. The ever hyperactive droid keeps on beeping and beeping incessantly.Read More...
The Riddler Changes Name to The Gotham Fiddler
Riddler, riddle us this. Why would you need a new name? Apparently, he needs a new crime spree persona for a new year. The Gotham based super villain is in transition, andRead More...
Yoda Yoga Opens In A Galaxy Far, Far Away
Yoda devotees, we’re thrilled to bring you truly fantastic news. Yoga from Yoda launches. The fabled space ace’s yoga center opens for business. Tired of the same old extreme workout? Sick ofRead More...
Pink Floyd Changes Band Name To ‘Think Floyd’
Pink Floyd fans, get ready for something epic. It could even be called a little blow your mind back to the stone age news. The veteran band wants its fanbase to beRead More...
Disney Announces ‘Frozen’ Spin-off – ‘Defrosted’
Frozen shines brilliantly as part of our collective snow bound pop culture. You could even call the film solid permafrost. Frozen 2, the equally cold hearted sequel, promises even more of aRead More...
Frozen Walt Disney Wakes Up As Brain Eating Zombie
Frozen Walt Disney? No, friend, not so fast with the franchise fusion confusion! Not THAT Frozen. We’re not referencing a fairy tale musical featuring two adorable dueling sisters. We’re talking pure iceRead More...