Eddie Steak is full of nonsense? Oh really now? Guess what? That’s just the way the part time Ninja wants it. Let’s face facts: Eddie Steak’s House is on a roll. A kaiser or hamburger roll? That’s your decision. As is your choice to watch The Snyder Cut. You either have visited the Steak’s House or you want to plan on taking a trip eventually – right? Well, when ya do, be prepared to be met with absolute nonsense.
Yes, you’ll undoubtedly enjoy a prime steak dinner with a juicy side of nonsensical ranting.
Steak Speaks
Laugh Trek sat down to chit chat with the premiere proprietor of everything steak related.
LT: Nonesene or not, that is the question. Care to answer it?
ES: Nonsense rib eye is tasty and oh so warmly nutritious – what’s the downside?
LT: Guess nothing, but you must admit it’s slightly, unusual?
ES: Perhaps, but isn’t it also unusual to have a cut of a movie run over 40 days and 40 nights?
LT: Um…. OK. I don’t really think I follow. Clarify?
ES: Not necessarily in this nonsensical order: The Snyder Cut. The Snyderverse. Justice League.
LT: Ah, of course. Not gonna let that one go – are ya?
ES: No, and when all is added up, why the hell should I? Why should we all? It’s a riddle wrapped in an eggshell and an enigma.
LT: Yummy. I want hard boiled eggs now!
ES: You’ll get as many as ya want at my Steak House – and all smothered with my nonsensical ranting.
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