04/10/2021

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine – Could Morn Do Porn?

Morn, a porn star?  The big, quiet guy – never speaking once through the entire show’s seven season run – alien on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is a fixture in Quark’s Bar.  Morn might not be anyone’s idea of a traditional adult film star, but let’s face it – if Quark had his profiteering way, the big guy would be bedding down with a bevvy of beauties, and the enterprising Ferengi would film each hot and heavy session for his holosuite fantasies. 

Dax Lusted After Morn

Morn, a player aboard the former Cardassian controlled space station?  It was no secret on DS9 that Morn definitely operated as a successful ladies man.  The guy seemed to have his pick of a date at any moment in time.  He was so in demand, even the gorgeous Jadzia Dax pursued him.  Alas, as she put it, he just wasn’t interested.

Morn is a member of the alien race called Lurian.  He’s the first of the aliens ever encountered on Star Trek, and one has to wonder – are they all as sexually mature?

Of course, just because a race is highly desired sexually by others, it’s no guarantee they’d be involved in or even remotely interested in participating in pornography.  That’s an entirely other, though very important question.  Would Morn be torn to do porn?

Morn as a character is so popular – and so well employed by the now legendary TV show – that he even beats Jake Sisko in series appearances:  Morn appears in 93 DS9 episodes, Ben Sisko’s son, Jake, only appears in 71.   We know the old saying – it’s not quantity, it’s quality.  Still, that’s a stimulating statistic which should convince anyone doubting Morn’s appeal.  With that staying power evidence alone, it’s clear that one can’t be torn by the outlandish, although intriguing notion:  Morn could indeed perform some wicked porn.