Jurassic Park is a dinosaur paradise. It’s also a dinosaur geek’s uber dream. How about a place which is a tad more randy than simply a place for big lizards? What do you think of watching randy reptiles at play? Your twisted dreams have been fulfilled. Here comes Jurassic Park: After Dark.
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Laugh Trek caught up with the makers, shakers and overly excited takers which came up with the whole odd dinos getting busy idea
LT: OK. I love dinosaurs. I love Jurassic Park. I’m not sure I want to see their love life. Am I a killjoy or just normal?
JPAP: Look, it takes all kinds, right? Even boring ones. So yeah, don’t join in on the randy reptile fun, but you’ll be missing out on all the wacky packy tacky!
LT: What the hell does that even mean?
JPAP: I’m not entirely sure myself, but don’t hold my extreme ignorance against me. Next!
LT: Um, yeah, OK. Anyway! Will this little passion play cost a bunch of dough? And what about COVID-19 – the whole notion of theme parks are in trouble as it is. How will you guys be different and most of all SAFE?
JPAP: That’s the beauty of our concept. Jurassic Park: After Dark will be safer than your strip mall or strip club. We will spare no expense at keeping you and your family safe.
LT: I’ve heard that before….
JPAP: Maybe, but know that when you come to Jurassic Park: After Dark you’ll be entertained and informed, can you ask for more?
LT: Let me get back to you on that one.