Jack The Ripper devotees and folksy followers, this is a truly special Laugh Trek. Your bloody cult hero finally speaks out. He has a message for all those other serial killers. Jack’s not holding anything back. “You are simplistic, mindless killers. Your crimes lack any sense of wit or personal style. I watch in complete and utter, absolute disgust at how bloody unimaginative your modern murdering can be. Indeed, I am at a complete loss. Your unimaginative obscenities thoroughly shame me as one of the pro killer trailblazers. I am an intrepid pioneer in the dark art of serial killing. You’ve embarrassed me as one of the first serial killers born of the western world.”
Serial Killing – A Classical Killer Kind Of Art Form?
Laugh Trek spent a few murderous marathon hours watching select episodes of 48 Hours and Dateline. We knew we had to get in the proper murdering mood. What else would you do before encountering one of history’s great killers?
By the time we met with good old Jack TR, we sort of knew where he was coming from – at least in a vicarious sort of spirited way.
Journalistic verisimilitude and all that good stuff.
Alrighty then. So we watched more than enough real life murders. These new kids on the serial killing block are pretty straightforward in their seriously fatal style. I can’t really attest to them having none, but they just kill and are done with it.
“Can’t you see how wrong that is? Don’t you appreciate the kind of glorious mayhem myself and my fellow stylish murders have perpetrated as a serial killing group upon your otherwise boring world? Don’t we bring a kind of glorious gore to your usual placid and meaningless existence?”
That’s some statement. I guess when you put it like that–
“Oh, yes, I do, indeed. We all have a purpose on this planet, don’t we? Serial Killers should indulge in their chose art form. And they shouldn’t simply toss it off as some boring afterthought. My historic murders still fire up the imagination and chill your soul. They still write books and make films about my bloody exploits. My unique, blood soaked handiwork entertains the human race. Why? Because Jack The Ripper always completed my murderous work with unique style and an undeniable flair!”