Horny Loki

Loki doesn’t just like wearing his horny helmet.  Turns out, the flashy battle armor headgear turns the Asgard god into one party loving horn dog.  This brother of thunder god Thor wants us all to know that if you see him wearing those horns, be advise:  He wants to get down and boogie woogie.

Mortal Urges For A God

Laugh Trek tempted fate and decided to sit down with Loki and discuss his horny helmet dilemma.

Are you only horny wearing the horn helmet, or does it just accelerate the horny process?

“Ye mortals are dim and so backward.  I’ll simply spell it out for you.  I am most capable of balancing my urges and desires whenever I please. It is simply when wearing my battle horns, the desire for coupling overtakes me completely.  It’s an odd sensation. Kill or Screw?  I’m at a loss to fully convey the conflicting emotions.”

Horny Loki

Horny Loki

Have you ever really been embarrassed in mid battle wearing them?  Shall we say – growing a bit of a tent down there?

“Is this what you mortals call trash talk?  Truly dim and backwards.  Mortal, I can control anything in your known universe.  Do you have any real doubt?  Or shall I demonstrate my infinite powers?  Better yet, perhaps I should wear my horns and give you a round or two.  How does that sound?  Are you ready to take on a god?  Horns make one horny, it’s the only thing you need to remember.  Now begone, before I banish you to a nether realm where darkness is as common as the vital air your puny mortal lungs breathe”

One thought on “Loki says, ‘Wearing Horns Makes Me Horny’

  1. Put that helmet on and saddle up ye old God of Mischief! I’m ready to receive what you have to give Reindeer Boy! 😲😲😲😲😁🖖

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