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30Jan/19
Rian Johnson to direct Lucasfilm’s ‘The Lost Jedi’
Rian Johnson dazzles us as a man moving maniacally on a movie making mission. He’s trekking hard on a definitive quest to get lost. Rian’s already lost now, you say? The guy’sRead More…
29Jan/19
Atheist Bill Maher Thumps Bible to Defend Superhero hate
Bill Maher lives the life of an exceedingly stubborn man. Despite an avalanche of backlash after his brutal dissing of Stan Lee and comic book fans, Maher’s not backing down. He’s decidedRead More…
29Jan/19
Dracula says, ‘Stop Making Sucky Vampire Movies’
Dracula, King of Vampires, and the fearsome Lord of the Undead offers a message for filmmakers. The Count of counts, the silver fanged, blood thirsty royal is never one to back downRead More…
28Jan/19
Bill Maher Hates Comic Books, So He Hates Science Fiction
Bill Maher, HBO talk show host of Real Time, is a self professed hater. Yes, we know how much he hates Donald Trump, but that’s been a predictable burden of his forRead More…
25Jan/19
Klingon Females say, ‘Human women are Butt Ugly’
Klingon females dazzle the cosmos as cornerstone of Klingon culture. The alien gals are at ease piloting starships, researching scientific challenges or charging into battle with a Bat’leth alongside male counterparts. TheyRead More…
24Jan/19
Thor says, ‘Hulk Blows Killer Farts’
Thor fans, get ready for a big confession. Thor needs to reveal a real concern about the Hulk. Odin’s firstborn son, Asgard’s brazen bad boy wants his adoring public to know workingRead More…
24Jan/19
Whos Elects Doctor Who Mayor of Whoville
Doctor Who blazes an epic trail as legendary explorer. The literal boundaries and normal outer limits of accepted reality bend and submit to his practiced cosmic manipulation. Our famed Time Lord exploresRead More…
23Jan/19
Dr. Beverly Crusher says, ‘EMH Holograms Suck Ass’
Dr. Beverly Crusher acts as Chief Medical Officer aboard Starship USS Enterprise 1701-E, serving admirably under Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Crusher efficiently avails herself of modern medical technology. Indeed, the capable physician isRead More…
23Jan/19
George Costanza Finally Opens ‘The Jerk Store’
George Costanza finally did the down and dirty deed. The loud mouthed, hyperactive, chubby, bald and terminally stressed out New Yorker went and opened something people have been clamoring for to shopRead More…
22Jan/19
Instant Pot – Perfect Gadget For Weed Smokers
Instant Pot shakes up your kitchen – in more ways than one. The versatile appliance makes short work of almost any culinary exercise, but its most exciting practical application lies in grass.Read More…
22Jan/19
‘Black Panther’ Snags Oscar Nom, Bill Maher’s Head Explodes
Black Panther fans, rejoice! Your movie scores a Best Picture Oscar nomination. The joyous celebrations are well underway. Lovers of great cinema along with comic book and superhero fans feel a kinshipRead More…
21Jan/19
Space Ghost says, ‘I’m Not A Friggin Ghost’
Space Ghost moans out loudly. He desperately seeks to set the public, paranormal record straight. Above all, he’s tired of chasing ghosts – namely people thinking he is one and doggedly pursuingRead More…
18Jan/19
Counselor Troi says, ‘My Farts Smell Like Perfume’
Counselor Troi embarks on a vital social, hygienic and educational mission. She wants you to know something important about her race. Betazoids have and they do emit gas, the same as virtuallyRead More…
18Jan/19
Changelings Rename The Dominion To The Merging
Dominion citizens, prepare for a genuine societal surprise. You’re in for a real name change. Your sacred, idolized leaders decree your society shall be referred to by something brand new. Long heldRead More…
18Jan/19
Tricorder Ventriloquist Show With Starfleet Android Data
Tricorder, do you hear our vibrant laughter? Better yet – with such advanced sensory capability – simply determine our rapid heart rate and the frantic neurological activity brought on by your uniquelyRead More…
17Jan/19
The Masked Singer spins off ‘The Masked Asshole’
The Masked Singer isn’t content to simply unmask singers, or with its first spin-off show, unmask douchebags. This time the go round will see the snarky judges on a new Fox show.Read More…
17Jan/19
Kylo Ren To Star In ‘Star Wars: The Lost Jerk’
Kylo Ren, remember comedian Steve Martin? The clever former Saturday Night Live cast member, comedian, writer and actor made a little movie called, The Jerk. Martin entertained us as one wild andRead More…
17Jan/19
Loki says, ‘Wearing Horns Makes Me Horny’
Loki doesn’t just like wearing his horny helmet. Turns out, the flashy battle armor headgear turns the Asgard god into one party loving horn dog. This brother of thunder god Thor wantsRead More…
16Jan/19
Starfleet Spot Speaks, Cat Says, ‘Data is boring’
Starfleet Android Data owns a cat named Spot. This USS Starship Enterprise kitty has more than a few things on its mind. Spot is finally speaking out. Spot wants everyone to knowRead More…