Aquaman - Wet Dreams

Aquaman fanatics, rejoice!  You damp dudes and gals will soon be treated to a wet, dreamy sequel romp.  The King of The Oceans isn’t content to have just one hit movie.  Aquaman: Wet Dreams is coming, and the family friendly Justice League will never ever be the same again.

Full Steam On A Wet Dream

Laugh Trek put on our aquatic fins.  We’re diving in deep.  We desperately need to know more.  What’s the skinny on our fishy guy’s new flick? A DC rep is matter of fact about the facts, “He’s operating underwater.  He’s all drippy wet.  He dreams. Obviously, this means Aquaman will be having some choice wet dreams.”

Fair enough.  What’s the plot?  Who are the players?  What’s the score?

“Do you think his loyal fans will really care who’s playing whom – as long as those dynamic wet dreams come forth?”

Aquaman - Wet Dreams

Aquaman – Wet Dreams

Fishy concerns aside, what will be the movie’s final rating?  Will there be real concern over the more adult nature of the sequel?

“Look at Marvel’s Deadpool.  They keep churning out all of that violent and sex drenched stuff.  No problemo, right? Besides, seeing Aquaman’s, shall we say private caviar cache seems more than in order for our dedicated fanbase.”

Friends, put all notions of those kiddie classic Superfriends aside, and prepare your virginal minds for Aquaman: Wet Dreams – gushing forth at select theaters – and mature themed aquariums everywhere.

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