Rappers and Royals, listen up. Summer is here and the hot to trot season calls for water sports aplenty. When you skinny dip or surf or just plain bounce around in the water at your favorite beach, here’s a friendly warning. Leave your bling behind. Those brilliant gold chains, glitzy tiaras or shiny rings are a loud beacon to attract sharks.
Sharks Love Bling
“Let’s face it, we all love bling. Bling makes us sing, right? Sharks love it just as much as people. So, if you want a good time in the water and don’t want to come out of the water screaming and bleeding profusely, ditch those gold chains. Leave the bling at home!” said Bling King, CEO of Blingy Kingy.
Laugh Trek wanted to get a few quotes from the most bling dressed folks in the world – European royals and rap stars. These two groups aren’t usually lumped together, but for sharks, they’re sort of irresistible bling magnets.
“Give up my ruby rings and shiny baubles? For a bloody shark!? Never! Ever!’ was all one royal would offer. Rappy Sappy, an upcoming east coast rapper rapped to us, “Bling remains king. It’s my main cool tool thing. A lame assed shark? Hark! Beat it, shark! Fear my mark and bark! Word!“
2 thoughts on “Rappers & Royals: Ditch Your Bling Around Sharks”
Beware the shark, it’s all bite and no bark.
Gettin’ bit by a shark ain’t no walk in the park!
Bite your head off, your world will go dark.
God shoulda left them off Noah’s ark!