Who’s the most annoying A.I. in all the known galaxy? Starfleet wants your input! The Federation’s exploratory and peace keeping organization is looking for nominations, suggestions and just what artificial intelligence you find the most irritating, grating and just plain hellishly annoying.
“We have so many sickeningly irritating and supremely annoying digital douche bags to choose from. It’s an embarrassment of annoyance!” crowed a Starfleet rep. “We can’t wait to see what the people think. Though our own Commander Data and the holographic physician from Starship Voyager are definitely in the front of the asinine pack.”
The Starfleet Computer voice, the android known as Data aboard Enterprise 1701-D and the holographic medical doctor – or simply Doc, are the current front runners for most annoying A.I. When we asked the Starfleet rep why these A.I.’s were created to be so annoying, he said, “That’s just the thing. They weren’t. We all just got damn lucky, I guess!”