Janeway Java is soon coming to a replicator near you. No, this isn’t a computer tech course, nor a holographic battle simulation taught by the legendary Starfleet Captain Kathryn Janeway. This is serious coffee for java junkies of any alien race who down a cup of joe. The super charged liquid is carefully brewed by one who knows just how important the precious liquid is while trying to get your Starship back home.
There’s Coffee In That Nebula
“I’ve always been a big believer in fueling oneself on imagination and coffee. And the fragile former can’t do as well without having the solid, steaming hot latter. So here we are launching my own special brand of coffee. I don’t say it will change your life, but it sure is going to make it fun trying. And all I’ll say to the makers of Raktajino is – eat your Klingon hearts out.”

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