Thor carries a big hammer. Some of us may sometimes forget just how important the magical hammer is to the Norse god of thunder. Mjölnir is Thor’s worst kept secret weapon – his weapon of mass destruction, his nifty carry on thunder maker, his ultimate WMD.
But even hammers love to rant sometimes.
The Hammer Of Thor Speaks

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