Vulcan Gladiator

Say Vulcan to the average citizen of the United Federation of Planets and you’ll probably get a LLAP sign morphing into a thumbs up approval.  Logical.  Efficient.  Peace loving.  Pacifist.  Truth tellers.  You probably won’t hear skilled or efficient warriors or killers.  However, as any scholar of Vulcan history can tell you, the brutish and lethal warrior is closer to the real deal – at least in ancient times.

In other words, Vulcans can kick some serious ass.

Vulcan Gladiator – A Pon Farr Celebration

And just to make sure the show will be full of the blood and guts audiences crave, we’ll be seeing not just your average fighters – but intensely horny warriors.

“We’re taking the most Pon Farr ravaged males and setting them at each other in savage MMA combat.  What could be more cool and exciting?” boasted Netflix executives.

Vulcan Gladiator

Vulcan Gladiator

Weapons such as the Ahn-Woon and the Lirpa will be featured items of death and destruction, however, the good old fashioned fists and feet will be primary showcases of brutal death dealing.   

Vulcan Gladiator

Vulcan Gladiator

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