Ghosts are moaning about what passes for reality shows depicting their existence.  In particular, they’re moaning about the ‘god awful’ quality of ghost hunting reality docudramas.  In a word – or in their case, a moan – they feel these TV shows really suck.  Ghosts turned TV critics?  Evidently, it’s gonna happen if you keep on hunting them down.

Who Ya Gonna Call?

“Who are we gonna call?  That’s what we plead to the heavens.  We commune in vibration together.  We ask ourselves when we see these god awful reality shows making us look like stupid bastards.  My ghost friends and I – and I’m talking dozens of spirit buddies – are disgusted by what passes for supernatural sleuthing.  Give it up you clumsy, jackasses!  This is what the majority of my ghostly gang scream when we watch this awful crap.”

What’s exactly so bad about these shows?  The cast?  The techniques?  The production values?  What’s got our Casper comrades so darned ticked off?

“It’s everything about these trainwrecks.  The people running them don’t have a clue.  Most of the ‘ghost hunters’ repair toilets for a living or are struggling actors or comedian – like these bastards going on auditions or doing stand-up comedy are Sherlock Holmes or Einsteins.  Please.  It’s absolutely everything connected with this dreck.  I could moan on here for a few centuries, and I’d still not list all the craptacular things wrong with these mind numbing idiot fests.”

Cornball Cliches 

“Enough with the candles!  Candles stink!  The fumes even irritate us.  Why can’t they use LEDs lights or those tea light votive lamps.  Please!  Use anything but candles!  Would you like some smelly asses to come into your house – your bedroom, your basement, you know the place where you died – maybe where someone murdered you or where you hung yourself, or whatever, and place massive amounts of stinky candlepower?  Shit, man, it’s just so screwed up.  It’s so dumb and annoying!  I guess the damn candle shops love their business.  Marketing bullshit!”

He continued to moan on and on – griping about just how much it all distressed him and his deceased buddies.  Finally, we asked him if any of the shows got it right.  What’s the best ghost hunting show of all time?  Without missing a beat, he started humming a song that every kid and most adults know and love.

“Scooby, Scooby Doo – Where Are You?  Yep.  That’s the very best ghost hunting show of all time.  It will never get better than Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred with Scooby rolling around in the Mystery Machine.  We admire their burning passion, their technique, and most of all how much they respect the hereafter.  Who ya gonna call?  Scooby, Scooby Doo!”